do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
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fuck
It is seriously impossible for me to watch the Scrubs finale and not cry. Fact. Every single time.
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Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.
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omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
I didn’t even fucking notice that.
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The allergy medicine I take doesn’t help my allergies. It just makes me feel so high that it doesn’t phase me.
My name is Happy Gilmore. Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey, I wasn't the greatest skater though. But that didn't stop my dad from teaching me how to slap the greatest slapshot. My dad worshiped hockey, my mom didn't, that's why she moved to Egypt, where there's not a hockey rink within 15 hundred miles. Dad always took me to games to cheer for our favorite player, Terry O'Riley, the Tazmanian Devil. He wasn't the biggest guy in the league, but he feared nobody, just like me.
